Merry Christmas everyone. Seriously, I’m not being sarcastic, I’m sincerely wishing you all a happy day. I hope Santa Clause (who may or may not exist) brought you some spectacular gifts and that you spent all day drinking delicious alcoholic beverages. I also hope that your Uncle Fred didn’t manage to grope your sister with [...]

December is upon us and soon we shall be force-fed Mariah Carey, Wham! and that Band Aid thing which, at first, will be perfectly tolerable but will eventually become about as entertaining as watching the educational tv that comes on at four in the morning while being repeatedly kicked in the back of the head [...]

This one comes via the beautiful people over at Disturbed Beats and reminds me why I am in love with DJ Zinc’s Crack House mix series. Packed full of absolute bangers, just like its predecessors, this epic includes tracks from Zinc himself, 8-bit, Major Lazer, Vato Gonzalez, Diplo, Geeneus and of whole damn sack of [...]

It’s actually Christmas right now and instead of having fun with my family and chinking glasses full of beer, eating chocolate and watching repeats of the last three days of TV, I’m writing this to wish you well in the very same activities. Of course, in five minutes I’ll be downstairs watching Home Alone and [...]

Diplo has uploaded an instrumental and is appealing for YOU (not you specifically, we’re talking joe public here) to spit some festive lyrics over it. If I was going to enter I’d rap about how I hate people who hate Christmas and cut off their legs and bury them under the porch because they’re making [...]

So Rage made it to number one and now all we have to do is sit back and watch capitalism fall, right? We’ll be wearing matching slacks — or North Korean jeans — in no time. I know that, in reality, all we did was make the guys at the top even richer, but let’s [...]