Diplo Wants You to wRap at Christmas

Diplo has uploaded an instrumental and is appealing for YOU (not you specifically, we’re talking joe public here) to spit some festive lyrics over it. If I was going to enter I’d rap about how I hate people who hate Christmas and cut off their legs and bury them under the porch because they’re making me mad and when they make me mad I do silly things…but that’s just me. I don’t know what’s going to happen to the winning efforts, but I presume that if he likes it your whole life will change and instead of eating frozen pizza alone at Christmas, you’ll be whisked away to a yacht off the coast off Miami and get to limbo under some strippers. This is all speculation, of course, but it reminds me of the time I won that Elton John competition and had to go on a yacht with him. That was sort of fun.

If you think you have the stones, head over to Mad Decent to hear the track, some of the current submissions and how to submit your own entries. If you’re looking for inspiration, some sick Christmas rap lies after the jump.