Reading and Leeds Line-Ups Imminent

Yes, I know, the Reading and Leeds line-ups are due for release today...in about 7 hours 41 minutes to be precise. I'll be eagerly sitting - in a cool way, of course - by the computer waiting for Rage to appear as headliners. If they don't, I'm going to run around the house crying until I concuss myself on the edge of a table and drown in a pool of my own vomit. So hear this: if the Reading and Leeds organisers haven't got Rage, then they'll be directly responsible for my death. So...uhh...yeah, check back later for the line-up.